The stranger said "you're strange like me"

Favorite song lyrics

Lines that either mean a lot to me for whatever reason or they just fancy my tickle because they sound so nice.

Honestly, I could post any line from any song by Arcade Fire and it would probably fit in here just fine. Their music is god damn poetry. So sorry if there’s a lot of Arcade Fire for anyone’s taste on this list.

• They never know unless I write “This is no declaration I just thought I’d let you know goodbye,” sad the hero in the story, “It is mightier than swords, I could kill you sure but I could only make you cry with these words.” 
  - Get Me Away From Here I’m Dying by Belle and Sebastian 

• We’re just a million little rain gods turning every good thing to rust, I guess we’ll just have to adjust. - Wake Up by Arcade Fire

• But for now we are young, let us lay in the sun and count every beautiful thing we can see. - In the Aeroplane Over the Sea by Neutral Milk Hotel

• That the meteorite is a source of the light, and the meteor’s just what we see,
  and the meteoroid is a stone that’s devoid of the fire that propelled it to thee. - Emily by Joanna Newsom

• The entirety of All My Friends by LCD Soundsystem

• Do not stand still, both show skills, close but no crills, toast for po’ ills,  post no bills coast to coast joe schmoes flows ill, go chill, not supposed to overdose, no doze pills - Figaro by Madvillian

• And if the snow buries my my neighborhood, and if my parents are crying then I’ll dig a tunnel from my window to yours - Neighborhood #1(Tunnels) by Arcade Fire

• If I could just leave my body for the night
  Then we could be dancing, no more missing you while I’m gone
  There we could be dancing and you’d smile and say, “I like this song”
  And when our eyes will meet there we will recognize nothing’s wrong
  And I wouldn’t feel so selfish I won’t be this way very long
  To hold you in time - In the Flowers by Animal Collective

• What’s the day, what you doin’, how’s your mood, how’s that song? It passes right by me, it’s behind me, now it’s gone - Fireworks by Animal Collective

• When we die, some sink and some lay, but at least we don’t seem them float away - Gravity Rides Everything by Modest Mouse

• Stephen A. Douglass was a great debater but Abraham Lincoln was the great emancipator! - Deacatur, or, Round of Applause for Your Stepmother! by Sufjan Stevens

• Crazy bitch, crazy bitch, crazy bitch, stupid ass bitch, crazy bitch, old punk ass bitch, crazy bitch, old dumbass bitch, crazy bitch, a bitch’s bitch, crazy bitch, just a bitch, crazy bitch, stupid ass bitch, crazy bitch, old punk ass bitch, crazy bitch, old dumbass bitch, crazy bitch, a bitch’s bitch, crazy bitch, just a bitch - Roses by Andre 3000
  
  

Goals this summer:

1. Quit being so damn forgiving toward myself and others.

2. Hang out with Connor. A lot.

So I Googled what the hell an “Arab Strap” was…

Sheesh. The Boy With the Arab Strap has a whole new meaning.

Avengers

Assemble.

One night two or three years ago Claire, Alec, Nate, and I were looking for some booze and we ended up at a Shell station near the movie theatre. The three of us were mulling the idea of stealing some, but in reality we knew we were all too pussy to actually go through with it. We walked in and scoped out the place and made the excuse that the layout wasn’t ideal for stealing alcohol. Looking back, it would have been a really bad idea for three reasons: 

1) Stealing is morally wrong.

2) We could get in some serious doodoo if caught and get our asses pounded by the police.

3) My neighbor owns the gas station.

I don’t remember exact details, but we were all sitting in the car basking in our pussiness for a few minutes when a black college chick comes walking alone in front of where we parked. No sooner than you could say “Hey, want to help us out with something?” along with a few other exchanges of dialog, she was in the car with us. I’m pretty sure Claire was the smooth talker, he always is. His voice is soft like a bundle of bunnies. 

I think you can guess what happens next.

She stole the alcohol for us.

Just kidding.

If I remember correctly, she was sick of her roommates and was just out on a walk to calm herself for a little bit. She wasn’t ideal for our alcohol purchasing needs, but I guess hanging out with a bunch of weird high schoolers fancied her tickle, so we drove off in to the young night.

We ended up going to a secluded spot near the forest to smoke. I don’t think I was smoking at this point in my life anymore though, so it was just them. She was the type of person that wanted to listen to Sublime when she smoked. “Ohmygawd can we listen to Sublime?” Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Sublime is pretty good. 

We ended up throwing her out of the moving vehicle at the spot we found her at after about two hours. Just kidding. We threw her out at different spot. 

Just kidding. We dropped her off at the spot we found her at.

We never found any booze that night. 

I had an incredibly dirty dream last night.

I was playing in dirt and I wanted to take a shower but I couldn’t because I was asleep.

My cat just looked me in the eye and pissed on the floor

What the fuck am I supposed to do? If I tell him to piss off then he’s gonna leave a long ass trail of piss that I’ll have to clean up. 

I had to let him open the flood gates. It’s like he was waiting until I got home to do this to me. He won. This time.

What an asshole.